A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it’s for. He responds, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.

Her coworker asks, “What do you have in it?”

She replies, “Soup and ice cream.”

A young girl with a bag is crossing the customs. Customs officers check her bag and find some kind of powder. They ask the girl:
– What kind of powder is that?
– Heroin
– But heroin is matte-white, and this powder is orange.
– This is a kids’ heroine – orange taste

Two blondes stand on opposite sides of a lake.

One blonde yells, “How do I get to the other side?”

The other blonde yells back, “You’re already on the other side!”

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