कभी सुना है कि किसी मुख्यमंत्री के इस्तीफा देने पर उसे बधाई दी जाए.
मोदी जी भी ना मस्ती करने का कोई मौका नही छोड़ते.
नीतीश कुमार ऐसी लड़की है जो हमेशा 2 बॉयफ्रेंड रखती है
अगर 1 नाराज भी हो जाये तो दूसरा उसका रिचार्ज करवाने को तत्पर रहता है!
वैसे भी नीतीश कुमार के पास
इस्तीफे के अलावा कोई चारा बचा नही
क्योकि सारा चारा तो लालू खा गया था
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it’s for. He responds, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.
Her coworker asks, “What do you have in it?”
She replies, “Soup and ice cream.”
Boss hired a sexy secretary, but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office.
Police: “Who was there at that time in the room?”
Secretary: “I was there”
Police: What happened? Why did he commit suicide?
Secretary: He was a good man. One day he bought me a fur coat for 2,00,000.
Then he bought me a diamond necklace for Rs.15,00,000, then he bought me a diamond ring for Rs.5,00,000.
Today he asked me to spend the night with him. I told him I charge just Rs. 500 a night!
Moral:” Investments are subject to market risk, check the market rate before investing!”