BRA और BAR ये दो शब्दों में अक्षर तो वही हैं पर इन में एक बात खास यह है कि…
पुरुष इन दोनों के खुलने का, बडी बेसब्री से इंतजार करते रहते हैं।

A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it’s for. He responds, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.

Her coworker asks, “What do you have in it?”

She replies, “Soup and ice cream.”

जो लड़किया बोलती है की..
मेरे पीछे बहोत लड़के घूमते है..

उन लड़कियों को ये बात पता नही होती की..

कम दाम की चीजो पे ज्यादा Customers attract होते है…!!

Boss hired a sexy secretary, but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office.

Police: “Who was there at that time in the room?”

Secretary: “I was there”

Police: What happened? Why did he commit suicide?

Secretary: He was a good man. One day he bought me a fur coat for 2,00,000.

Then he bought me a diamond necklace for Rs.15,00,000, then he bought me a diamond ring for Rs.5,00,000.

Today he asked me to spend the night with him. I told him I charge just Rs. 500 a night!
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Moral:” Investments are subject to market risk, check the market rate before investing!”

BJP ने कहा –

अगर चीन जल्द ही नहीं सुधरा तो उसे हम उसी की भाषा में जवाब देंगे ।

अरे !

जरा पता लगाओं, ये चीनी भाषा सिखने में कितना समय लगेगा ?

A young girl with a bag is crossing the customs. Customs officers check her bag and find some kind of powder. They ask the girl:
– What kind of powder is that?
– Heroin
– But heroin is matte-white, and this powder is orange.
– This is a kids’ heroine – orange taste

बीवी पति से:
सुनिये जी वो आदमी जो दारू पी कर नाच रहा है ना,
मैने उसे 10 साल पहले रिजेक्ट कर दिया था

पति:
बताओ, साला अभी तक celebrate कर रहा है !!

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