A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”

The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry.”

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?”

He replied, “It looks as if I did a pretty good job.”

भोलेनाथ: मांगो वत्स क्या चाहिए?

भक्त :
मुझे पत्नी के साथ लड़ने की
शक्ति दो।
हिम्मत दो।
बुद्धि दो प्रभु।

भोलेनाथ: इसको एक तरफ बैठाओ शायद भांग ज्यादा पी गया है।

Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.
Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai 😉
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai 😉
Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai 😉
Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! 😛

I told my crush at school, “If you love me, come wearing red tomorrow.”

The next day she came in wearing black!

When she dropped her pen and she bent over to pick it up, I got a look up her skirt at her red thong.

Moral of the story: she really loves me underneath it all.

आज सवेरे सवेरे एक बाबा ने पकड़ लिया और बोला –

“बच्चा निकाल 500 रूपये, आज से तेरा भाग्य खुलने वाला है ।

करोड़पति बाप की एक लौती बेटी से तेरी शादी होने वाली है ।”

मैं बोला – “अरे बाबा ! तू 1000 ले ले…

पर ये तो बता कि, घर में जो 2 बच्चे और 1 बीवी है,

उसका मैं क्या करूँ ???”

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