A man is in a hotel lobby.

He wants to ask the clerk a question.

As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.

They are both startled and he says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.”

She replies, “if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221.”

सुहागरात की रात…

पति: कैसे महसूस कर रही हो?

पत्नी: बुरा लग रहा है, क्योंकि आज तक GSM थी… कोई सा भी SIM डाल सकती थी… आज से CDMA हो गई हूँ…एक ही सिम डालना पड़ेगा…

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