friends : Asian Paints ( जो दुनिया बदल दे )
girlfriend : Everest Msala ( taste में best )
पत्नी : mosquito coil ( कोने -कोने से ढूँढ कर मारे )😋😛😂😉😂

My friend’s father died last night so I asked him “What was the cause of his father’s death?”

He said, “A bus passed over his finger!”

I laughed and told him: “It is not a suitable cause.”

My friend said: “When the bus crashed, his finger was on his nose!”

आज का कुविचार..

मित्र का मन

 

और गिर्ल्फ़्रेन का स्तन हमेशा बड़ा होना चाहिए…

– बाबा चोदूमल

A girl to her boyfriend: “I’m breaking up with you!”

“But why?”

“Because you’re constantly making fun of my weight!”

“Oh come on, honey, don’t be like that! Here, grab these two chairs, sit yourself down on them and we will talk it out.”

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