I’ve spoken many lies

I’ve broken many promises

I’ve picked up many fights

I’ve given you bad memories

Yet, through this chaos

By my side, you’ve stood strong

Backing me all the time

Even when you know I was wrong

What did I do to deserve

Such a loyal friend, I have no clue

But one thing’s for sure, my life

Is nothing without you

Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Patrick, “What school?”


A friend like you is so rear
And I know for sure that you are always there
To guide me along when I am lost
To talk to me when I feel so down
You are a friend I can trust on in life
You are a friend whose so kind
My best friend never leave my side
I know for sure there are things to hide
But one thing is sure about you
That with you things will remain so true
I am lucky to have a best and loving friend like you
And I wish that our bond stays this way forever!

Having a best friend like you
I feel so glad and so happy
You make me smile in any stress
You care for me in distress
You know me so well my dear
With you life has a new cheer
Its you who I want to thank
My life would have been blank
Without you my dear
Love you my bestie!

My best friend makes me smile,
When I feel gloomy for a while,
My best friend shares and cares,
She is always there when I need her the most,
Cheers to our friendship,
Let’s raise a toast!

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.” ‎


I still remember the first day
When I had just told you Hi
From that time till today
You have become a part of my life
Can’t imagine my life without you
All the things we shared in few
I am really thankful to God
He gave such a pretty friend like you
Always so loving and so caring
Always there when I need you
This friendship rocks in time
Just as amazing as you!

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