There was a redneck who hit every black man he saw with his truck.

One day he saw a priest walking down the road and thought, “For all the bad things I done, let me give this priest a ride.”

So he picked the priest up and they drove along.

The redneck saw a black guy down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep and so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang.

“What happened?” he asked. “You missed him,” the priest said, “but I got him with the door.”

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