There was a redneck who hit every black man he saw with his truck.
One day he saw a priest walking down the road and thought, “For all the bad things I done, let me give this priest a ride.”
So he picked the priest up and they drove along.
The redneck saw a black guy down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep and so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang.
“What happened?” he asked. “You missed him,” the priest said, “but I got him with the door.”