Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer.

Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack.

Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself?

You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer.

Caller: Are you kidding me!?

Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow.

That’s going to be so much easier!

Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way?

Caller: Six weeks!

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