Olympic track makes you feel like you witnesed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass.

There was a redneck who hit every black man he saw with his truck.

One day he saw a priest walking down the road and thought, “For all the bad things I done, let me give this priest a ride.”

So he picked the priest up and they drove along.

The redneck saw a black guy down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep and so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang.

“What happened?” he asked. “You missed him,” the priest said, “but I got him with the door.”

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.

The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, “Hey that’s really neat. Where did you get it?”

The parrot responds, “In the jungle, there’s millions of them.”

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