A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Tyrone’ s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying.

When his mother ask why he replays.

“The teacher told us to say our abc’ s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that.”

Mom says “cause u black and they white.

” Next day Tyrone is crying again .

“What’s wrong today Tyrone” his mother ask.

Tyrone said “teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that.

” Mom says “cause u black and they white.

” Next day he comes home smiling.

“What happened today Tyrone?”

Tyrone says mama “we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I’m black and they white.

” Mama says “no Tyrone it’s cause u 17 and they 6.”

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