Why don’t sharks eat black people?
– They think its whale shit!
What’s long and black?
– The unemployment line.
What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
– A member of Crimestoppers of America.
How does a black chick know if she’s pregnant?
– When she pulls out the tampon, and all the cotton is already picked.
What’s yellow and black and makes you laugh?
– A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.