A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job.

The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar.

The bartender then asked, “What did he say to you?

The black guy responded I don’t know all I heard is something about a job!!

I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.

So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.

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