A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp,

with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, “I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish.”

After a thought he says he’s got it.

“My first wish is i want a million dollars.

” Genie “your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars.

” Man “Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie..

” Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.

“And now you have but one wish.”

“The man replies with my final wish… i wish you to beat me half to death.”

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
– “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!”
– His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!”
– His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?”
– The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

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