Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?

“Oh, it’s not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That’s disgusting!”

A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. “Sit down and tell me how it happened,” says the doctor.

“I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear.”

“‘What about the other ear and your hand?” the doctor asked.

She replied, “I tried to call for an ambulance.”

A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. “Sit down and tell me how it happened,” says the doctor.

“I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear.”

“‘What about the other ear and your hand?” the doctor asked.

She replied, “I tried to call for an ambulance.”

A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband.

The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it.

It was her husband. He says, “How’s the new cell phone?”

She replied, “Great…but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?”

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