There are 3 girls on a island. they are blond,
brunette and a black haired.
after 3 weeks of starvation god comes down and says “Go home already. i will give you 1 wish each. use it wisely.
the brunette says “i want to go home!” and poof she goes home.
the black says “i want to go home!” and poof she goes home.
the the blonde says “i want my friends back!”
There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.They were all talking one day and the brunette says “Oh my gosh y’all I went through my daughter’s purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed.”
They comfort her, and the redhead says “Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter’s purse. I cannot believe she has one”. So they all comfort her.
Then the blonde says “That’s nothing. I found a condom in my daughter’s purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis”