One Christmas, my grandfather gave me a box 
of broken glass. He gave my brother a box of 
Band-Aids and said, “You two share.”

While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set. “If you get your train,” I told him, “your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?”

The boy became very quiet. So, moving the conversation along, 
I asked, “What else would you like Santa to bring you?”

He promptly replied, “Another train.”

1 Little * Star * On The Top Of The Tréè
2 Little Presents Underneath For Mé
3 Silver Ropes Twisted Around The Tréè
4 Colored Light Shining Prettily,
5 Shining Halls Flowing Silvery.
Oh, What A Sight For Use To Séè.
Wish You A Merry Christmas..

Ònè X’mas Tréè!
Óné Lakh Càndlès!
Ònè Cròre Bàlòòns!
Ónè Milliòn Stàrs!
Óné Billiòn Wishès!&
Òne Heàrty Prayer!
Hàppy X-màs.

Mày Úr Christmas timè bè bright
from d mòmènt it starts,
With màny wòndèrful things
thàt brings jòy 2 yòur heàrt,
& mày èach day, thròughòut d yèar,
Bring èven mòre gladnèss & chèer.
Mèrry Christmàs & à Hàppy Nèw Yèar!

Wish Ú all A Mèrry Christmas
Mày d Jòys of d seasòn
Fill ur heart with gòòdwill & chèèr.
Mày d chimes of Christmas glòry
Ádd up mòre shine & spread
Smiles acròss the miles
´’ * ‘ ´Tòday & In d Nèw Yèar ´’ * ‘´

Ì wísh Ú Lòvely X-màs
Ì wísh Ú Favòràblè ”
Ì wísh Ú Enjòyàblè”
U shall nòt Lack in thís X-màs
thy Lòrd shàll providè tò Ú!
Mèrry X-Màs.

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