Mosquitos refuse to bite Chuck Norris
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber’s ass.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
When Chuck Norris says ‘Candyman’ five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain’t stupid.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.