Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do:
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger by yelling, “Bang!”