Oct28 0 Once shot an enemy plane Jokeed by admin Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger by yelling, “Bang!”
Oct28 0 Jesus can walk on water Jokeed by admin Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.
Oct28 0 Straight jacket to be contained Jokeed by admin When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn’t go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris
Oct28 0 Tears cure cancer Jokeed by admin Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Oct28 0 Only person in the world Jokeed by admin Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Oct28 0 Calendar goes straight Jokeed by admin Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
Oct28 0 Some kids piss their name Jokeed by admin Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Oct28 0 There is no ‘ctrl’ button Jokeed by admin There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’ computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.