Oct28 0 A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick Jokeed by admin If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Oct28 0 In honor of Chuck Norris Jokeed by admin In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald’s in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
Oct28 0 Chuck Norris doesn’t actually write books Jokeed by admin Chuck Norris doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Oct28 0 Woodchuck chuck Jokeed by admin How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? …All of it.
Oct28 0 Chuck Norris’ house has no doors Jokeed by admin Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Oct28 0 Scientists have estimated Jokeed by admin Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
Oct28 0 Chuck Norris falls in water Jokeed by admin When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Oct28 0 A Chuck Norris-delivered Jokeed by admin A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Oct28 0 Chuck Norris can’t finish Jokeed by admin Chuck Norris can’t finish a “color by numbers” because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.