A young girl with a bag is crossing the customs. Customs officers check her bag and find some kind of powder. They ask the girl:
– What kind of powder is that?
– Heroin
– But heroin is matte-white, and this powder is orange.
– This is a kids’ heroine – orange taste

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes.

The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?”

The wife replied, “I swear on everything that’s holy that he is your son.”

With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, “Thank God he didn’t ask about the other three.”

A meeting of the “Castrated Anonymous”

High-pitched male voice: “Welcome. I hope you all arrived safe and sound.”

Deep male voice: “Yes.”

High-pitched male voice: “You in the second row, please leave the room right now.”

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