I was bartending in Vegas and this drunk mexican asks me for a shot of tequila and a beer. He was hurting so bad with a hangover..he then asks me for another. I said “You got money? He told me no, but he is hurting so bad that he will do anything for another round…. I looked at him and told him..if you could use these three colors in a sentence, I’ll buy you a round…Green Pink and Yellow. The drunk mexican looks at me, thinks for a second, and tells me..”I got it senor, I got it…The telephone goes green, green, I pink it up, and I said Yellow?” I bought him a round…
An Arab, Frenchman, American and a Mexican are riding down the highway. The Arab picks up an AK-47. He shoots a couple of rounds and then throws the gun out the window. The American asks him why he through the gun out the window and the Arab says they have so many of those where he is from he doesn’t care about what happens to them.
The Frenchman picks up a bottle of wine and drinks a little and throws it out the window. The American asks him why he tossed it. The Frenchman says they have so much of it where he is from he doesn’t care what happens to it.
The American picks up the Mexican and throws him out the window.
Two Americans and a Mexican are exploring in Africa and they stumble upon a tribe.
The chief of the tribe tells the explorers that they are going to get fruit shoved up their butts and if they laugh they are going to get killed.
Luckly, the Chief tells them they get to pick their own fruit.
The two whittes pick berries and the Chief shoves it up their butts.
They both laugh their heads off. In heaven God asks them why they laughed. And the Americans reply,
“The Mexican picked a watermelon.”
A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He says, “Mom, look – I’m a white boy!” His mom slaps him in the face and says, “Go show your father.
” He goes to his dad in the living room and says, “Look Dad, I’m a white boy.”
His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, “Go show your grandmother.” The boy goes into his grandmother’s room and say, “Mira, Abuelita, I’m a white boy.”
His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says, “See, did you learn anything from that?” To which the boy replies, “Sure did! I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans!”