Q Why have the waters around San Francisco been full of trash fish but devoid of edible  game fish?
A Fish biologists don’t know but suspect it’s because the waters were clogged with suckers, blow fish and trouser trout.

A queer was fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

what did one gay sperm say to the other.
I can’t see in here with all this shit in my eyes

Q: How many drag queens does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  Only one but is still takes 3 hours to get ready for it.

A:  Two.  One to change the bulb and the other to scream “out of my way bitch you’re in my light”.

A:  10.  One to change the bulb and 9 others to bitch about it.

When I was younger I used to think I was gay but then I found out that playing with yourself doesn’t count.

you: do you like dragons?
him yea.
you: then your gonna love/hate it when
im dragon these nuts on your face

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