I promised myself I wouldn’t make fun of homosexuals anymore. Butt fuck it, they’re cunts.

There are two gay guys about ready to have sex. The door bell rings and one gay guy says “I will go get the door but don’t start without me.” After he comes back into the room there is cum everywhere. The gay guy says “I thought I told you not to start without me.” He says “I didn’t. I farted!”

How do you know if your husband is gay?
You stick a dildo in his hole!

What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers?
If the rubber breaks, they’re in deep fucking shit!

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