Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Weevil
Weevil who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
—Contributed by Lubna Wali

 

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
—Contributed by Laurie Callier

 

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way home?
—Contributed by Caroline Joyce

 

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