Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
—Contributed by Diane Page

 

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Actually, grammatically speaking you should say “from whom.”

 

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already?

 

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!

 

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