Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way home?
—Contributed by Caroline Joyce

 

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
—Contributed by Diane Page

 

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Actually, grammatically speaking you should say “from whom.”

 

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already?

 

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