There is this family with three kids, two girls one boy. The oldest which is a girl tells there mother that she is gay. About 5 years down the road the other daughter also tells their mother that they are gay and the mother says does anyone in this house like dick? The little boy comes up and says i do mommy.

A lesbian goes to a gynecologist. The gynecologist says “I must say, this is the cleanest pussy I’ve seen in ages.”

“Thanks,” the lesbian says. “I have a woman in 4 times a week.”

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