I’ve learned that being in a really committed relationship, it’s about compromise, but it’s also about knowing what you want and getting that out of it. Like, for instance, I’ve told her I can’t go through with the wedding unless our song is ‘The Monster Mash.’ And that’s gotten me out of a lot of planning I don’t want to do.
One of the things I was worried about: moving in with my wife. I was worried that it wouldn’t be as fun as living with my roommates because they used to play practical jokes on me. It was such a blast. But my wife is just as much fun. She has this great trick she plays on me: I come home, and she’s in bed with this guy named Jeff. I assume he’s an actor, just for the joke — and it’s great — I come in, and she’s like, ‘Oh my God, you’re home! What the hell are you doing here?’ And then I leave. She’s so funny. You guys don’t think she’s cheating on me do you?