A white guy married a hot latin chick, and ever since they’re all she wants all the time is s*x, more and more s*x.
At some point the guy goes to his friend to ask what to do, the friend says “Tell her from now on if you want some you gonna pay.
on the floor:10 buck.
in the kitchen: 20 bucks
in the bedroom: 30 bucks.”
The guy comes home and takes of his shirt, his wife jumps on him and he tells her “Hey! from now on you want some you pay for it!
on the floor:10 buck.
in the kitchen: 20 bucks
in the bedroom: 30 bucks.”
So the girl says “O.K. Here’s 30 bucks”, the guy says “In the bedroom?” the girls says “No! 3 times on the floor!”

Q:what do u call a load of white people running down a hill
A:avalanche
Q:what do u call a load of Mexicans running down a hill
A:mud slide
Q:what do u call a load of black people running down a hill
A: prison break

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