Yo’ Mama’s cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for
The Olympics remind us that no matter what country we may be from, we all look dumb using an iPad as a camera.
Can’t believe the National Spelling Bee ended in a tye.
The star of Cake Boss was
arrested for DWI. Police interrogated him for 30 minutes at 350 degrees
If con is the opposite of pro, then isn’t Congress the opposite of progress?
Mom, where do tampons go?
“Where the babies come from, darling.”
“In a stork???!!!”
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”
Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.