Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”

Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”

Doctor: “Nine.”

Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn’t that be an even number?

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