If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn’t that be an even number?

If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

Never get on one knee for a girl who won’t get on two for you

What’s the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.

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