Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
Trust me you will dance N say aaj Dil Alcoholic hai- Alcohol
Marriage means silent suicide. | one liner funny sms
I just want to be famous enough to have a Wikipedia page full of misinformation about me.
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
Height of Positive thinking: A Man Marrying his own secretary, Thinking that she will follow his order as Before..
Having a wife is a part of living, But living with wife is called The Art of Living..
Most people aren’t sorry; just sorry they got caught.
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