What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers?
If the rubber breaks, they’re in deep fucking shit!

How do you find the population of Mexico?
roll a quarter down the street
How do u find the richest person in Mexico?
see who got the quarter

What’s the difference between a slave and a Mexican?
A slave gets more work done when the sun is out than Mexicans because Mexicans sit on their asses tanning and doing laundry.

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