How do you know if your husband is gay?
You stick a dildo in his hole!

What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers?
If the rubber breaks, they’re in deep fucking shit!

How do you find the population of Mexico?
roll a quarter down the street
How do u find the richest person in Mexico?
see who got the quarter

What’s the difference between a slave and a Mexican?
A slave gets more work done when the sun is out than Mexicans because Mexicans sit on their asses tanning and doing laundry.

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