When I was younger I used to think I was gay but then I found out that playing with yourself doesn’t count.

you: do you like dragons?
him yea.
you: then your gonna love/hate it when
im dragon these nuts on your face

A college guy stumbles into his room late Friday night.  He tells his roommate, “I couldn’t get past first base with any chick tonight.”

His roommate says, “Are you into guys?  I’d do you.”

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