I don’t think she’s racist, but I think she’s old fashioned, you know? And she doesn’t know how to, like, talk about it with me. She’s like, ‘Dat Phan, you like the soup? Eat the soup. Right there. You like the soup? Why you date the white girl?’

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.

The asian walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and jumps off the roof.

Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, “This is for all my people” and then he jumps off the roof.

Next is the black guy’s turn.

The black guy walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total,” says the Genie.

The Scottish guy says, “I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity.”

So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye “poof” the oceans were teaming with fish.

The Englishman was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity.”

Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye “poof” there was a huge wall around England.

The Irishman asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.”

The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out.”

The Irishman says, “Fill it up with water.”

A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school…

Teacher: “Whats your name?”

Boy: “Nadir”

Teacher: “No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today.”

Boy went home and his mother asked: “How was the day Nadir?”

Boy: “I am an American now, so call me Johnny.”

Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised…

Teacher: “What happened Johnny?”

Boy: “Ma’m, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.”

I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.

I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.

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