Failed my biology test today:

They asked, “What is commonly found in cells?”

Apparently “black people” wasn’t the correct answer.

A baby duck and a baby skunk finish crossing the freeway after just narrowly escaping death. Their families however were all killed by a big-rig. Upon reaching the other side, the little duck tells the baby skunk, “My parents both died and didn’t tell me what I am.” “Well,” says the baby skunk, “You are yellow and you have a bill and webbed feet. You must be a duck.” The duck thanked him. The baby skunk then tells the duck, “You know what, my parents didn’t tell me what I am either.” “Well,” says the baby duck, “You’re not quite black and you’re not quite white and you smell bad. You must be Mexican.”

A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies,

“$40, what do you need $30 for?”

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