Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn’t have eaten that apple! She would say,

“Is this organic? What would Oprah do?” If she had been Asian, she’d have eaten the damn snake!

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.

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