Q: Why did the d**k go to 7-11?
A: To get a Slurpee.
Q: Why is 88 better than 69?
A: Because you get ate twice.
I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, “No, but I have done 53 — that’s all the sailors I could screw in one night.”
Q: What is 6.9?
A: A really great thing ruined by a period.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don’t do dick.
Q: What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, “What do you expect for $10 — lobster?”