I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, “No, but I have done 53 — that’s all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

Q: What is 6.9?

A: A really great thing ruined by a period.

A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.

When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, “What do you expect for $10 — lobster?”

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