A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, “Can I touch it?”

He answers, “No way — you already broke yours off!”

Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common?

A: They are both blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.

A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister.

“What are you doing?” he asks.

She answers, “Warming up your dinner.”

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