Yo momma so gay (s)he fucked your dad’s ass!
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo’Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, “Look, my alphabet soup spells ‘Ooooo.'”
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of ’96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo Momma’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.