बनिया सुहागरात को SEX करते हुए: थारी बहुत loose है।

बीवी (गुस्से से): जल्दी बाहर निकालो !
और मेरी Car, LCD, AC Aur Jewellery भी वापिस करो।

बनिया: गलती हो गई। माहरो ही पतलो है।

Nigahon se nigahein mila kar to dekho,
Kabhi kisi ladki ko pata kar to dekho.

Hasratein dil mein dabane se kya fayda,
Apne haathon se zara daba kar to dekho.

Aasmaan simat jayega tumhare aagosh mein,
Ladki ki taangein faila kar to dekho.

Agar ye na kar sako to haar mat maan-na…

Do boonden to zaroor girengi yaaron,
Zara apne lund ko hila kar to dekho.

Woh boli dabao,
Maine dabaya,
Woh boli aur zor se dabao,
Maine aur zor se daba diya,
Usne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
Maine phir dabaya,
Us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
Maine phir dabaya.

Woh boli: “Dekha ho gaya na suit case band”

Ek dost doosre ko bata raha tha…

“Yaar meri biwi paani se bahut darti hai”

Frined: “Achcha wo kaisi?”

Friend replied: “Yaar kal jab main ghar gaya to wo bath tub mein bhi security guard ke saath bethi thi”

Daalne laga tha main, cheekhane lagi woh,
Hua dard itna ke seh na saki woh,
Takleef hui itni, boli bahar nikalo,
Rabb ke waste dusra kangan dalo.

Arz kiya hai doston….

Agar aasmaan tak aapke haath jaate,
Agar aasmaan tak aapke haath jaate,
To chand, sitaare, sooraj to kya,
Pariyon ki gaand mein bhi unglli de aate.

Sardar ji apni patni ke checkup ke liye doctor ke pass gaya doctor ne checkup ke baad kaha “Sardarni pregnant nahi hai eh gas di problem hai”

Sardar: “Hey rabba tu mainu lund ditta hai ya hawa bharan wala pump”

Do ladkiya movie dekhne ke baad ghar wapis aa rahi thi

Pehli saheli: “Mera purse chori ho gaya hai”.

Dusri saheli: “Tu to apna purse hamesha apni bra mein rakhti thi”.

Pehli saheli: “Mujhe kya pata tha wo saala chori kar lega”.

Ek baar Santa ki gaand par dana nikal aaya.

To woh sheeshe mein dekh ke cream laga raha tha ki itne mein usda lund khada ho gaya.

Santa boleya: “Baith ja behnchod apni hi gaand hai, koi begaani nahi”

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