बॉस: तुम्हारी ability क्या हैं…?
महिला: Young हूँ, Dynamic हूँ, Sincere हूँ,… Honest, Hardworking, Qualified, और Experienced भी हूँ, और तो और.., Deserving हूँ, Typing जानती हूँ, Computer में भी expert हूँ, थोड़ा accounts भी जानती हूँ..!!!
बॉस: और कुछ…,

महिला: Single हूँ, और सबसे जरुरी बात के अपने
Flat में अकेली रहती हूँ…और कोपर-टी लगा रखा है
बॉस: बस कर पगली, अब क्या Joining के दिन
ही Promotion लेगी…!!

What Is a Kiss…??
In Maths: – Kiss is the shortest distance
between two Lips…!!!

In Physics: – It is a process to charging a human body…

In Computer: – Kiss is a local area network in Which
two bodies are Connected widout data cabel 🙂

In Economics: – Kiss is a process in which Demand is
higher than supply….. 🙂

बनिया सुहागरात को SEX करते हुए: थारी बहुत loose है।

बीवी (गुस्से से): जल्दी बाहर निकालो !
और मेरी Car, LCD, AC Aur Jewellery भी वापिस करो।

बनिया: गलती हो गई। माहरो ही पतलो है।

Nigahon se nigahein mila kar to dekho,
Kabhi kisi ladki ko pata kar to dekho.

Hasratein dil mein dabane se kya fayda,
Apne haathon se zara daba kar to dekho.

Aasmaan simat jayega tumhare aagosh mein,
Ladki ki taangein faila kar to dekho.

Agar ye na kar sako to haar mat maan-na…

Do boonden to zaroor girengi yaaron,
Zara apne lund ko hila kar to dekho.

Woh boli dabao,
Maine dabaya,
Woh boli aur zor se dabao,
Maine aur zor se daba diya,
Usne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
Maine phir dabaya,
Us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
Maine phir dabaya.

Woh boli: “Dekha ho gaya na suit case band”

Ek dost doosre ko bata raha tha…

“Yaar meri biwi paani se bahut darti hai”

Frined: “Achcha wo kaisi?”

Friend replied: “Yaar kal jab main ghar gaya to wo bath tub mein bhi security guard ke saath bethi thi”

Daalne laga tha main, cheekhane lagi woh,
Hua dard itna ke seh na saki woh,
Takleef hui itni, boli bahar nikalo,
Rabb ke waste dusra kangan dalo.

Arz kiya hai doston….

Agar aasmaan tak aapke haath jaate,
Agar aasmaan tak aapke haath jaate,
To chand, sitaare, sooraj to kya,
Pariyon ki gaand mein bhi unglli de aate.

Sardar ji apni patni ke checkup ke liye doctor ke pass gaya doctor ne checkup ke baad kaha “Sardarni pregnant nahi hai eh gas di problem hai”

Sardar: “Hey rabba tu mainu lund ditta hai ya hawa bharan wala pump”

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