Minister To Wife: Sach Sach Batao,Kitni Bar Humse Bewafai Ki Hai ?
Wife: 3 Baar,
Minister: Kab Kab?
Wife: Jab Aapka Heart Ka Operation Hua Tha, Dr.K Pas Gayi Thi, Fir Jab Aap Jail Me Band Hue To Judge K Pas Gayi Thi,
Minister: Aur Kab?
Wife: Jab Aapko Sarkar Banani Thi Aur Aapke Paas 76 MLA Kam The..!

Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.
Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai 😉
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai 😉
Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai 😉
Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! 😛

The best example of “Doosron ki khushi me apni khushi dhoondhna”.
Watching Porn.
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What do you call a situation when two people are thinking of sex and rest of the people are thinking about food?
Wedding
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The “Smoking Kills” warning on cigarette packs is like girls saying
“Rehne Do, Koi Dekh Lega” – nothing more than a ritual!
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A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets;
You don’t know where to put your hands!
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Obscene caller: Hi baby, if you can guess what’s in my hand I will let you have it.
Lady: Listen, if you can hide it in one hand then I am not interested!
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World’s most romantic line ever said by a girl to her boyfriend:
Achha Baba… Karlo!

जनसंख्या को काबू मे करने के लिये सरकार ने
नया कानून बनाया है।
4 बच्चे पैदा करने वाले हसबैंड को 6 महीने की सजा,
8 बच्चे पैदा करने पर तीन साल की सजा, और यदि 12 बच्चे पैदा किये तो पडोसियों को भी 5 साल की

सजा होगी क्योंकि सरकार का मानना है कि
एक अकेले हसबैंड के बस की बात नहीं है।

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