बेबी, कल मैं तुम्हारे लिए fast करूंगी…
Boy : ना बेबी आराम से करेंगे, मज़े ले लेके धीरे धीरे feeling के साथ..
G.F : हवस के कुत्ते मैं व्रत की बात कर रही हूँ
Boss hired a sexy secretary, but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office.
Police: “Who was there at that time in the room?”
Secretary: “I was there”
Police: What happened? Why did he commit suicide?
Secretary: He was a good man. One day he bought me a fur coat for 2,00,000.
Then he bought me a diamond necklace for Rs.15,00,000, then he bought me a diamond ring for Rs.5,00,000.
Today he asked me to spend the night with him. I told him I charge just Rs. 500 a night!
Moral:” Investments are subject to market risk, check the market rate before investing!”
Husband & Wife Boxing ka match mehnga ticket khareed kar dekhne gaye .
1 Boxer ne 1st minute mei hi doosre ko knock out kar diya .
Husband : Oh Shit .
Biwi : Ab Aap ko patta challa k 1 minute mein ” KHEL ” khatam hone par kitna ghussa aata hai .
Jin ko samjh aaya wo aagay forward karen . baki pogo dekhe… ??????