What is secret of succes?
“by Right Decisions”
How do you make right decisions?
“by Experience”
How do you get experience?
“by Wrong Decision”

CA ki patni ne puchha: Mahngai dar kya hoti hai?
CA: pahle tumhari kamar 28 thi aur vajan 45 kilo,ab tumhari kamar hai 38 aur
vajan hai 75 kilo. ab tumhare pass sab kuchh pahle se jyada hai fir v value
kam hai.yahi mahngai dar hai.
Moral: Airthshastra utna Hard nahi hai yadi sahi udaharan dekar samjhaya jay.
Economics is not difficult to understand if you have good/interesting examples to Explain

If you have too many women in your life, you are successful like Mr. Trump.
If you have no woman in your life then also you are successful like Mr. Modi.
Real problem is for those who have only one woman in life!

A great idea by a husband. He asks his CA.
I have deposited Rupees 5 lakhs in my wife’s account. Are you sure IT people will arrest my wife or should I deposit more?

Modi jee us samay behosh hote-hote bache,
jab Aaliya Bhatt ne unase poochha.
2000 ke not kee chip mein gaane bharava sakate hain kya?….very funny new 2000 note jokes
ZO

At a 5 Star restaurant:
Girlfriend: I’ll just have a salad.
Waiter: And for you, Sir?
Boyfriend: I’ll be Share her half food! WhatsApp funny sms

kya batae gaalib vo gusse mein bhi ham pe raham kar gai;
Lagaaya kas ke chaanta aur sardi mein gaal garam kar gai….new fresh winter special jokes

AisI VaanI boliye ki sab se jhagada hoE
AisI VaanI boliye ki sab se jhagada hoE
Par us se Jhagada na karen jo aap se Tagada hoE!

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