Wikipedia: I Know Everything.
Google: I Have Everything.
Facebook: I Know Everybody.
Internet: Without Me, You Are No Body.
Now Finally Electricity: AWAAZ NICHEY…

Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.

Teacher Bache-mai kal nahi aauga..
Student-kyo sir?
Teacher-meri shadi
Bache-sir esa mat kigiye
teacher-kyo?
Bache-sir app ne hi sikhaya hai
Phoolwali-phool bechti hai
Sabjiwali – sabji bechti ha
to
Gharwali-ghar nahi bechagi??

Patni pati se pura pura din cricket ghuse rahte ho…me Ghar chhod ke ja rahi hu
Pati (commentary ke andaz me): pehli baar kadmo ka behtarin estmaal…
sasural se mayke jaati biwi…..

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