Ek Husband Ki Wife Mar Gai Or Wo Uska Antimsanshkar Kar K Laut Raha Tha
Usi Waqt Jor Se Bijli Kadki, Badal Garje Or Jor Se Barish Hue.
Dukhi Husband Ne Apne Sath Aaye Hue Logo Se Kaha ‘Lagta Hai Pahuch Gayi..’

Ek Admi Ki Nayi Nayi Shaadi Hui Thi, Par Fir Bhi Wo Der Tak Office Me Kam Karta Tha.
Ye Dekh Kar Boss Ne Pucha: Kya Baat Hai?
Admi Ne Bola Ki Uski Patni Bhi Job Karti He, Isliye Jo Ghar Jaldi Pahochta He Use Khana Banana Padta He.

Har Kamyab Insaan Ke Piche 1 Aurat Hoti Hai,
Jo Use Itna Pareshan Karti Hai Ki..
Wo Insaan Harr Ke Dukhi Hokar,
Apne Kam Me Itna Ulajha Rehta Hai Ki..
Kamyabi Khud Uske Pas Aake Uske Kadam Chumti Hai.

Patni: Ye Kya Hai Ji, Aap Roz Subah Mere Muhh Pe Pani Kyu Dalte Ho?
Pati: Kyon Ki, Mujhe Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha.. Ki
Meri Beti Phul Si Najuk Hai, Ise Kabhi Murjhane Mat Dena..!

Husband: Agar Operation Ke Dauran Me Marr Jau To Tum Isi Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisa Kyun Bol Rahe Ho?
Husband: To Tum Kya Chahti Ho Me Us Doctor Ko Maaf Kar Du?

Jab Apki Patni Apse Kahe Ki,
‘Mujhe Tumse Jaruri Baat Karni Hai..’
Wo Ek Line Me Itna Power He Ki Wo Apko ‘Apni Life Me Kiye Hue Sabhi Galat Kam Ko Yaad Karva Deta He..’

Wife: Kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure Pepsi Ki Bottle Ki Tarah Tha.
Husband: Wo To Ab Bhi Hai, Bas Pehle Bottle 300ml Ki Hi Thi,
Ab Bottle 2Ltr Ki Ho Gayi..

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