Husband: Agar Operation Ke Dauran Me Marr Jau To Tum Isi Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisa Kyun Bol Rahe Ho?
Husband: To Tum Kya Chahti Ho Me Us Doctor Ko Maaf Kar Du?

Jab Apki Patni Apse Kahe Ki,
‘Mujhe Tumse Jaruri Baat Karni Hai..’
Wo Ek Line Me Itna Power He Ki Wo Apko ‘Apni Life Me Kiye Hue Sabhi Galat Kam Ko Yaad Karva Deta He..’

Wife: Kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure Pepsi Ki Bottle Ki Tarah Tha.
Husband: Wo To Ab Bhi Hai, Bas Pehle Bottle 300ml Ki Hi Thi,
Ab Bottle 2Ltr Ki Ho Gayi..

Husband Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se: Kya Aap Mere Saath 2min Baat Kar Sakti Ho?
Ladki: Kyu?
Husband: Meri Wife Ghum Ho Gai Hai, Par Mein Jab Kisi Or Ladki Se Baat Karta Hu Wo Kahi Se Bhi Mujhe Dhundh Leti Hai..

Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe Esi Gift Do Ki Mein Jab Us Par Hu Wo 5 Second Mein 0 Se 100 Par Pachoch Jaye.
Pati Ne: Weighing Machine Gift Kar Diya..!

Husband: Har Vivahit Insaan Sundar Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Ye Bhool Jata He Ki Wo Vivahit Hai.
Wife: Nahi, Balki Insaan Ko Tabhi Yaad Aata Hai Ki Wo Bechara Vivahit Hai.

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