Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gayi, Uff 2 ghante! meri to jaan he nikal gayi
Saare kapre geele ho gaye
Pehle to ek ghanta karte the
Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak bina ruke kiya
1 Ghanta hi buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghante ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.

Patni : Chalo luka-chhipi khelte hain. Agar tumne mujhe dhoondh liya to tum meri gaand maarna aur maine tumhein dhoondh liya to main tumhari gaand maarungi.

Pati : Lekin tum kaise gaand maarogi?

Patni : Hum shopping ke liye jaayenge na.

Sharma ji ki party mein verma ji ke paas Mrs. Sharma aakar boli:
“Bhai sahab aapne to kuchh liya hi nahi” aur yeh keh kar ek chicken ka leg piece uthakar unki plate mein rakh diya.
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Party khatm hone par Mr. Sharma ne Verma ji se poochha “Khana kaisa laga”
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Verma ji: “Badhiya, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di maza aa gaya.”

Sardar ki Biwi came without any clothes in the drawing room to serve Halwa to the guests.
Sardar screamed: Beshram aurat, tu hosh mein to hai?
Wife: Woh jee recipe book mein aisa hi likha tha na “Serve Hot without any dressing, guests will enjoy.”

Baadshah Akbar ke paar ek 12 inch ka chhota sa, pyara sa ghoda tha.

Birbal: Jahan panahaapko yeh ghoda kahan se mila?

Akbar: Ek baba ne diya tha. Jo bhi maango woh de dete hain.

Birbal: Main bhi baba ke paas jaaunga.

Akbar: Jao par khayal rahe ki baba ek hi muraad poori karte hain aur ooncha sunte hain.

Birbal baba ke paas se jab laut kar aaye to akbar ko bataya
“Maine baba se ek bori heere maange the aur baba ne mujhe ek bori kheere de diye”

Akbar: “To tumne kya socha tha ki main baba se 12 inch ka ghoda maanga tha.”

Bachcha maa se: Maa yeh pregnant kya hota hai?

Maa ne gusse se dekha to woh samjha ki gusse ko pregnent kehte hain.

Agle din school se laute samay bachcha ek ladki ke upar gir gaya.

Ladki ki maa chillaayi “Yeh kya badtameezi hai”

Bachcha “Arre main gira teri beti par hoon aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai”

Pati car tezz chalaate huye patni se bola: Ab dekhna meri speed…

Speed badhaate hi car band ho gayi.

Patni zor zor se hasne lagi.

Pati: Hans kyon rahi ho.

Patni: Kuchh nahi raat wali baat yaad a gayi.

ऐसी क्या दुआ दूँ आपको, जो आपके लबों पर ख़ुशी के फूल खिला दे;
बस ये दुआ है मेरी,सितारों सी रौशनी खुदा आपकी तकदीर बना दे।
जन्मदिन मुबारक!

~~~Happy Birthday ~~~~

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