Teacher- Santa tense kitne parkar ke hote h?
Santa- Ji 3 prakar ke.
Teacher-Very good, Example batao.
Santa- Kal aapki ladki ko dekha tha, Aaj pyar karta hoon, Kal bhaga le jaonga.

Santa ne machis ki tilli jalai nahi jali, Dusri jali nahi jali, Tisri tilli jalai wo jal gayi.
Toh santa ne jaldi se bujha di aur bola-yeh kaam ki hai, rakh leta hoon.

Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…

Santa ped pe chada to upar baithe bandar ne poocha, upar kyon aaya?
Santa – Apple khane.
Bandar – Ye to aam ka ped hai.
Santa – Pata hai bhootni ke, tabji to apple sath laya hu.

Santa – I LOVE YOU means kya hota hai?
Girl – Main tumse pyar karti hoon.
Santa – Le ek question kya poochha, tu to mujhse pyar kar baithi “PAGLI”.

Santa – Chal chowk tak race lagate hain, jo hara wo 1000 Rs. dega.
Banta – Chal theek hai, per mujhe rasta nahi pata hai.
Santa – Bus, tu mere pichhe pichhe rehna.
Banta -Thanx Yaar.

Examiner – Yeh kaun si bird hai? is ki taang dekh kar batao?
Banta – Mujhe nahi pata.
Examiner – Tumhe itna bhi nahi pata hai. What’s ur name?
Banta – Meri taang dekh kar pata kar lo.

Santa ne call milai to awaz aayi is call ke liye aapke pass balance nahi hai.
Santa – Koi baat nahi meri jaan tumse baat ho gayi mere liye itna he kafi hai.

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