Santa – Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho?
Bhagwan – Kyon nahi beta,
Santa – Toh meri 4 botal police station main jabt hai woh chhudwa do.

Santa (electric shop mein) – 2 pankhe dena,1 ladies or 1 gents
Salesman – Pankho mein ladies or gents nahi hota
Santa – Kaise nahi hota? 1 bajaj ka or 1 usha ka de.

Santa aur wife ghumne gaye.
Ek lady ne Hello kiya.
Wife – Kaun thi woh???
Santa – Mera dimag kharab mat karme pehle se he pareshan hu ke kal woh bhi yehi puchhegi.

Banta – Bhai Santa kisne tumhe itna mara?
Santa – Mere pados ka bachcha gum ho gaya.
Banta – To tumhe kyon mara??
Santa-Maine kaha Google pe search kar lo.

Santa ne resturant me pizza mangwaya.
Waiter ne poccha ki pizze ke 4 piece karne hain ya 8 piece?
Santa – 8 piece kar do, 4 se pait nahi bharega.

Sir – Kanjus kise kehte hain?
Santa – Jo 100 msg karne par bhi reply na kare.
Sir – Very good, ek example dena.
Santa – Aap ki beti Sir.

Santa: “Dr. Sahab I Am Suffering From Loose Motions”
Doctor: “Kitni Patli Aati Hai?”
Santa: “Samajh Lo Ki Aap Usse Gargle Kar Sakte Ho”

Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, an amazing effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai..
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon.!

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