Sardar told his son: “O tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.”
Beta: “Papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai ki tu kisi jaanwar ki hi aulad hai”…….

Patient Sardar: In my dreams monkey play football every night.
Doctor: Take this medicine from tonight.
Patient Sardar: Can I start from tomorrow because tonight is Final.

Once Santa Singh rescued 6 people from a house burning on fire.
But still he was jailed !!!!!
Why????
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Because all the rescued persons were fire fighters !!!

Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Main Pregnant hoon!
Santa: It’s a good News.
Jeeto: Shaadi ke pahle pitaji ko bataya tha to bahut maar padi thi.

Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
Santa chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha “WEL DONE”
Santa – Khaak well done, jana to usey tha,
mein to usey chhodne aaya tha!

3 Sardar picnic par gaye whan ja kar yaad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhul gaye.
Decide kia ke sab se chhota sardar ja kar Pepsi le aaye,
Sardar: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose nahi khaoge.
Dono ne kaha thik hai.
1 din guzar gaya sardar nahi aaya.
2 din guzar gaye.
Dono ne socha ke ab samose kha lene chahiye.
Jaise hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped ke peechhe se nikal k bola. “AISE KAROGE TO MAIN NAHI JAAUNGA”

Sardar’s friend: Yaar, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. this year it reads Santa Singh, M.A. when did you finish your masters degree?

Sardar: You don’t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I took a second wife, so M.A. is “Married Again”.

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Poochh mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

Santa: Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni: Fir?
Santa: Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni: Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa: Apna BETA.

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