I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated not to do anything
I know I’m “Awesome” So I don’t care about your “Opinion”
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED 🙂
You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn’t your friend anymore.
I am still learning.
Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.
Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.
Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you 🙂
I just want to die young as late as possible.