Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
Read books instead of reading my status!
Can’t talk, telepathy only!
My damn phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery…